Photo: Someone’s Been Sleeping With the Milk Man

“You Got Some ‘Splainin’ To Do”

This is the second milk related post we’ve done in less than 24 hours, but how could we resists? This was spotted by Brooklyn singer/songwriter, Onome Om while at a local Goodwill store on 23rd street (hope that area is getting better post super storm Sandy relief).  Daddy shouldn’t be too mad. That young chocolate milk might grow up to be president… Anyways, let’s play a little caption game: Tell us in the comments what you think these two are saying to each other.

T.I.T.S…not actual tits, it stands for pervs

TwoInTheShirt, better known as T.I.T.S. Brand, is a fast growing, high quality clothing brand, first established in August 2006. The use of the female body (and its vital parts) proves to be the main focus of each piece of clothing, whether it be t-shirts, hoodies, sweaters, even ties and beach towels, dished out by the boys at T.I.T.S. Models are usually photographed to be placed onto the various pieces of clothing doing all sorts of provocative, fantastical and humorous tasks. Collaborating with well known photographers like Estevan Oriol leads to great images to slap onto a nice t-shirt but nothing is better than having famous pornstars like Gianna Michaels and Tera Patrick half-naked on a fresh crew neck sweater, am I right? If you’re worried about censorship don’t fret, the images are tasteful and don’t reveal what shouldn’t be showed in public but if you could give two fucks about what other people think then these shirts will satisfy that rebellious nature of yours as well! They even have stuff for the ladies too. The collection is growing fast but certain shirt designs go with the seasons so if there’s a particular one you’re eyeing you better buy it quick! In addition, there’s also an awesome blog where they give inside looks on models, photoshoots, collaborations, special events and look-ins on an average day at the office. They also post interesting videos and news and keep you up to date with their recent exposure, such as 50 Cent wearing one of their shirts in Eminem’s “We Made You” video and basketball star Kevin Durant rockin’ one of their tees as well. I encourage everyone to take a look and shop at and keep up with the blog at Here are a few shirts that have caught my eye recently: