Mother-Daughter Porno Team: Our Lips Don’t Touch

Nothing to see here folks. It’s just a mother-daughter porno duo who enjoy having threesomes on camera, that’s all. “We don’t have a problem doing two-on-one. We will have sex with one man, but not interact with each other” Jessica ‘Sexxxton’, the 56-year-old mother part of the duo, told the Huffington Post. Whew! Glad she cleared that up. Cause interacting with your mom while doing a sex video with her and another man, would be weird.


And how does her daughter feel about doing porn with mama? Monica Sexxton, 22, simply says, “I enjoy the sex, and I enjoy being with my mom”. Oh, we get it, She’s just spending quality time with  mom.

The two started doing porn series “The Sexxxtons” in Tampa, Florida about a year ago when Monica got her mother to start first and later joined her in the smut business. “During the scenes I think about how we’re going to be filthy rich.” Says Monica. So there you have it. Like we said, nothing to see here, keep it moving.

But If you do want to see, click here, you perv. (Note: Don’t do this at work, you’ll get fired)

[Cited//Photo via: Gawker]

Mother-Daughter Porno Team: Our Lips Don’t Touch

Nothing to see here folks. It’s just a mother-daughter porno duo who enjoy having threesomes on camera, that’s all. “We don’t have a problem doing two-on-one. We will have sex with one man, but not interact with each other” Jessica ‘Sexxxton’, the 56-year-old mother part of the duo, told the Huffington Post. Whew! Glad she cleared that up. Cause interacting with your mom while doing a sex video with her and another man, would be weird.


And how does her daughter feel about doing porn with mama? Monica Sexxton, 22, simply says, “I enjoy the sex, and I enjoy being with my mom”. Oh, we get it, She’s just spending quality time with  mom.

The two started doing porn series “The Sexxxtons” in Tampa, Florida about a year ago when Monica got her mother to start first and later joined her in the smut business. “During the scenes I think about how we’re going to be filthy rich.” Says Monica. So there you have it. Like we said, nothing to see here, keep it moving.

But If you do want to see, click here, you perv. (Note: Don’t do this at work, you’ll get fired)

[Cited//Photo via: Gawker]

Rihanna x GQ: A Beautiful Thing

Maaaan, look. We don’t have much to say because quite frankly what else is there to say? This cover of Miss Robyn Fenty (also known as Rihanna) on GQ is flawless. Check out the full story where she talks about sex, what turns her on, the beef between Chris and Drake, and more pics after the break. Oh yeah, there’s fashion and stuff too. Anyway though, this Jergens and tissue ain’t gonna work themselves. Peace!

Areola!

[Cited: GQ//Photo Credit: GQ/TheYBF]

Rihanna x GQ: A Beautiful Thing

Maaaan, look. We don’t have much to say because quite frankly what else is there to say? This cover of Miss Robyn Fenty (also known as Rihanna) on GQ is flawless. Check out the full story where she talks about sex, what turns her on, the beef between Chris and Drake, and more pics after the break. Oh yeah, there’s fashion and stuff too. Anyway though, this Jergens and tissue ain’t gonna work themselves. Peace!

Areola!

[Cited: GQ//Photo Credit: GQ/TheYBF]

Please Don’t Rub Abortion Powder In Your Girl’s Panties

Let this be a lesson to all you horny kids out there – wrap. it. up! A former Manhattan restaurant owner, Joshua Woodward, who wasn’t too happy when his 42-year-old girlfriend got pregnant, allegedly put Misoprostol, an abortion drug that comes in powder form, into her panties.
According to documents obtained by the Daily News in the fall of 2009, Woodward and his girlfriend, rekindled a physical relationship that had ended due to a “bitter” breakup over the pregnancy. After a night of sex, she miscarried, and later discovered the powder in her panties.

Now, Woodward faces four counts of attempted murder and is being held on a four million dollar bond (how much does a condom cost again?) in Los Angeles where he relocated after his restaurant dealings in New York ended.

[Cited: NYDN // Photo Credit:Wire Image]

Please Don’t Rub Abortion Powder In Your Girl’s Panties

Let this be a lesson to all you horny kids out there – wrap. it. up! A former Manhattan restaurant owner, Joshua Woodward, who wasn’t too happy when his 42-year-old girlfriend got pregnant, allegedly put Misoprostol, an abortion drug that comes in powder form, into her panties.
According to documents obtained by the Daily News in the fall of 2009, Woodward and his girlfriend, rekindled a physical relationship that had ended due to a “bitter” breakup over the pregnancy. After a night of sex, she miscarried, and later discovered the powder in her panties.

Now, Woodward faces four counts of attempted murder and is being held on a four million dollar bond (how much does a condom cost again?) in Los Angeles where he relocated after his restaurant dealings in New York ended.

[Cited: NYDN // Photo Credit:Wire Image]

Links R’ Us: Today’s Round Up of Shit Around the Web

Your Afternoon Links


  • Sister who killed her brother breaks down at his funeral [NYDailyNews]
  • Kid’s bed that looks like giant candy bar [Laughing Squid]
  • Cat sneaks on plane from Ohio to Disney World [Youtube] 
  • Princess Kate Middleton caught with her boobs out [NyDailyNews
  • Bam Margera’s nude masturbating encounter [Gawker]
  • “The Onion” desecrates every religion (except Islam – natch.) [TheOnion]
  • Every loves Bill Clinton [NYT]
  • DMX Still doesn’t like Drake [Bossip]
  • Is the new “Resident Evil” movie even worth it? [THR]
  • A new Monkey was discovered…it’s soo cute [Buzzfeed]
  • DC Chick vs. Marvel chick: Who wins? [ONTD]

Links R’ Us: Today’s Round Up of Shit Around the Web

Your Afternoon Links


  • Sister who killed her brother breaks down at his funeral [NYDailyNews]
  • Kid’s bed that looks like giant candy bar [Laughing Squid]
  • Cat sneaks on plane from Ohio to Disney World [Youtube] 
  • Princess Kate Middleton caught with her boobs out [NyDailyNews
  • Bam Margera’s nude masturbating encounter [Gawker]
  • “The Onion” desecrates every religion (except Islam – natch.) [TheOnion]
  • Every loves Bill Clinton [NYT]
  • DMX Still doesn’t like Drake [Bossip]
  • Is the new “Resident Evil” movie even worth it? [THR]
  • A new Monkey was discovered…it’s soo cute [Buzzfeed]
  • DC Chick vs. Marvel chick: Who wins? [ONTD]